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Politically Incorrect...

Posted by pahaikan on Thursday, June 30, 2011, In : Jokes

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life... The wives want both!

Marriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied
with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in neighborhood.

Searching these keywords on Google 'ow to tackle wife?'
Google search result, 'ood day sir, Even we are searching'

Comprom...
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A Good Joke!!!

Posted by pahaikan on Tuesday, February 23, 2010, In : Jokes

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.

"Half an hour later, by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''

"Oh, no need to explain", Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Hav...
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The Effect Of Upgrading Wife...

Posted by pahaikan on Monday, August 31, 2009, In : Jokes

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BatchelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the backgr...
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